
Bollywood is called the mirror of the Indian society
where every movie character reflects the behavioural traits found in
Indians. Even then, Bollywood has time and again seen portrayals of
female characters that are sketchy and which see no development
whatsoever throughout the movie. The women onscreen are brainless
beauties, lacking substance and are always dressed exceptionally well.
But then, so are the mannequins in any retail store, right? Does
appearing giggly and clueless make them beautiful just as stripping to
the waist makes a hero invulnerable? Today, we at BollyCurry will leaf
through the irritating portrayals of women in Bollywood, who constantly
(albeit inadvertently) drive the hero along with the viewers, up the
wall.
The Shy Silent Spineless Doormats

One
particular character we stumble across often is the typical milksop
heroine with no self-respect, no opinions and a backbone that has the
durability of a threadbare dishrag. Be it
Bhumika Chawla in
Tere Naam who is so soft spoken, literally, that one starts questioning their own hearing ability or
Amrita Rao in
Welcome to Sajjanpur who
is so incredibly boring that she makes a dry leaf look exciting. These
eternal can't-possibly-do-anything for-themselves, damsel in distress
leave no stone unturned to feed the egos of several male chauvinists and
leave the independent women seething with frustration.
The Clueless Simpering Miss 
Every
time you watch a horror movie where the heroine leaves the warmth and
safety of her own house, because of some unknown spooky noise in the
backyard and goes hollering "
Kaun Hai Wahaan?", you are left with
jaws clenched and teeth gritted as yet another heroine follows the
tradition of unthinking idiocy. Such dim-witted characters that seem to
have donated their unused brains to science grace the screen with their
presence in numerous movies. Once such portrayal is of
Ameesha Patel in
Race 2 who
is a giggly dumber-than-rocks' assistant who despite of her colouring,
would have been an inspiration for several dumb blonde jokes. Katrina
Kaif in
De Dana Dan is about as clueless as a dodo and makes as
much sense as a waterproof towel. Suffice to say, if brains were
footwear, these characters would never own a pair!
The Insecure Dubious Housewives

Another
character of extreme heroine ignorance is of the insecure housewives
who treat every move of their husband with an eye of suspicion. Kareena
Kapoor in
Golmaal Returns has an imagination that runs wilder than
a string-less kite and a tendency to draw ridiculous conclusions with
no evidence, while completely missing the point that her insecurities
can throw her husband off women altogether.
Lara Dutta in
No Entry fancies
herself in the shoes of Nancy Drew trying to solve the mystery of "who
is my husband meeting once my back is turned?". These characters have
the potential of making one dash to the nearest chemist for headache
medication if they don't succeed in their well-planned tickling of a few
ribs.
The Dutiful Missus

The
characterization of the holier-than-thou wife who blindly follows her
husband without questioning his decision in morally ambiguous situations
is so overused that it has become mind numbingly tedious.
Jaya Bachchan
in
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham portrays a role of a woman who has
the loyalty and obedience of Goddess Sita and Mandodari combined, in
addition to a martyr complex so big that it is visible from mars. Esha
Deol in
No Entry is portrayed to be so devoted that she greets
her husband with open arms and a welcome home cookie even though his
shirt reeks of female perfume.
Tara Sharma in
Masti is not any
less since she washes her not-so-loyal husband's feet with milk each
morning. These goody two shoes fill one with a sense of ennui, so deep,
that they have the tendency to strike the wrong nerve in the worst way
possible.
The Naive Unworldly Beauty

Their
worldly knowledge is so scarce that they might have been
extra-terrestrial beings from outer space. If we were to have a shot of
alcohol every time we stumbled across a naive heroine in Bollywood over
the years, we would have had a liver failure by now. Naivete is an
endearing quality if it is present in the right proportion. Kangana
Ranaut's innocence in
Queen touches the heart in the
'oh-so-adorable' way because despite of her naivete she shows flashes of
good sense and spunk. The same cannot be said for
Rimi Sen in
Deewane Huye Paagal who
is outpaced by Sponge Bob in the brains department and whose supposed
innocence crosses the thin line between being totally unworldly and
downright foolish.
Katrina Kaif in
Tees Maar Khan and
Nargis Fakhri in
Main Tera Hero are
others who join the list of such stereotypes who sometimes bring out
indulgent smiles when they don't annoy the living daylights out of
viewers.
Indian cinema has
kept millions enamoured since its genesis and the perfectly etched
characters have lived on in the hearts for years. Characters drawn not
merely to portray, but to evoke, to forge a connection with the
audience. Bollywood needs more than portrayals of women that leave the
audience shaking their heads in disbelief and wanting to hit something
in the vicinity. It needs female characters that have the facets of
serenity, strength, vulnerability and elegance along with a combination
of wit and sarcasm, rather than leaving them like a piece of decoration
for the film. It needs stories where humour is more than witless antics
that make the plot line an incoherent mess. With this, BollyCurry bids
adieu, thereby requesting you to let us know which of these women left
you grinding your teeth and rolling your eyes for the umpteenth time, in
our comment box below.
Author: Aditi P.
Editor(s): Saraa K. and Sonia R.
Graphics: Marsh P.
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