Love Express(ed) !!

Comments [ 9 ] By Naseem J. | 11 February 2010 | 6:03pm

" ... that which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet ..." and yet, we call it nothing but a rose!

No offense to Shakespeare's legend, but words matter. Specially so, when they're woven into tricky pick up lines! A usual 'I love/like you' may well do its job, but being fancy is always in!

At Bolly Curry, we considerately recycled some abandoned liners, and tweaked them around to fit our beloved B-Town folks!

An ode to February, as we continue spreading L.O.V.E. !!

* Emraan Hashmi (as the cameras begin to roll) - Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

* Kareena Kapoor (interviewed as a prospective Mrs. Khan ) - Apart from being sexy, and zero, what do you do for a living?

* Aishwarya Rai (confesses at her next Oprah Winfrey chat) - Love at third sight, is like the new love at first sight ...

* Salman Khan (from a phan-girl) - That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

* Rakhi Sawant to Mika (speculating at the prospect of peaceful resolutions) - What would our children look like?

* Ranbir Kapoor (sharing concern with close friend(?) Kat) - There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I shouldn't go with Deeps alone ...

* SRK (playing the insufferable flirt, again) - My name is Khan, and yours?

* To Mallika Sherawat (another usual stalker) - Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on.

* Aamir Khan (during his search for a new co-star) - You're a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

* Bipasha Basu (tells Abhishek excitedly) - We're family! You and I, we share our boyfriend! When can I move in?

[PS: Author intends no offense, all in good spirit!]